The English Defence league has today launched its charity single in aid of their new charity fund raiser 'White Nose Day'.
The controversial group which routinely use Islamic fundamentalists based in the UK as an excuse for a piss up and a riot claim the single will change peoples impressions of them as a whole. "Eee arr right, people just fink that were all fucking piss heads who talk shit and are up for a fight right, but the lad singing in the video shows that we know wot were talking about, right." said Jim Davidson the EDL's head of communications.
The leader of the EDL Tommy Robinson says "White nose day is a time to celebrate everything which is right with Britain. Like getting hammered 7 days a week, sniffing coke off piss stained toilet seats and happy slapping anyone who looks like their tan wasn't made on a sunbed.
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| A donation of just £12 could buy young Timmy here enough coke for a whole weekend |
EDL supporters up and down the country have been busy holding local fundraisers with one group managing to raise over £2000 simply by punching brown people in the head and stealing their wallets. Mike Travis, Head of the EDL Bolton division claims "we're hoping to raise £500,000 pounds before the 1st of April, which would be a terrific effort. Can you imagine the piss up were gonna have in Blackburn? I'm gonna be 'Charlie Sheened by midday. That'll show them Muslims ey?
The single is available to download now on iTunes for just £1.89. All proceeds go towards teaching EDL members basic English.
I have more respect for the EDL than those who suck up to a regime that stones rape victims to death.
ReplyDeleteI had a pal once of Pakistani origin, she made the mistake of offering directions to a businessman who was lost in Birmingham and her brothers saw her. She was shipped off to Pakistan to marry a man of eighty years old, her punishment for bringing dishonor on her family by 'free-mixing', if this is what the EDL are against then I am proud to agree and stand with them.
ReplyDeleteWho exactly are you referring to who supports the stoning of women and please give a source for your claim, or otherwise I would think you were making it up? This I've found is a usual tactic from the EDL leadership and a number of their supporters.
ReplyDeleteYou 'had a pal once'. Why am I not surprised?
ReplyDeletePriceless
ReplyDeleteI had a pal once of Pakistani origin, she made the mistake of offering assistance to a milkman who had lost his tog and her brothers saw her. She was shipped off to Pakistan to marry a 3-headed monster with tentacles and that could shoot lasers from his eyes of three hundred and forty years old, and her legs were cut off, and her eyelids were stuck together with magic islamic jelly, and she was made to eat worms for every meal, and they put fire-breathing ants in her knickers, her punishment for bringing dishonor on her family by 'free-mixing', if this is what the EDL are against then I am proud to agree and stand with them.
ReplyDeleteIt's all true.
*dog (dammit)
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