Cameron accidentally sells 'Sam Cam' during budget cut fever

The Prime Minister was yesterday left red faced after he was forced to admit that he had accidentally sold his own wife in a frenzied bid to reduce the budget.




Samantha with new 'husband' Omar

Cameron who had previously faced scathing criticism for attempting to sell off the wrought iron gates to downing street, the ashes of Humphrey the cat and large parts of wiltshire to anyone who would buy them insisted that the mistake would not change his resolve on the scale of cuts needed.

"Look we all need to pull together in this. The National debt is not going to be significantly reduced if we all just continue to pay for our own wives willy nilly. I did what I had to do. Although I admit initially I had thought the man in question was offering me £7 for a toaster George had bought me for christmas I was more than happy to proceed with the transaction even after his intentions were fully explained."

He continued "I've put an advert in the autotrader to get rid of my old VW Golf and i've got 4 people bidding on an old tea pot on e-bay. I literally couldn't be doing any more to pay off the national debt."

Speculation now surrounds Camerons love life with some sources claiming this is all just a front in order to move Nick Clegg into his bed without causing a scandal. "If I had my guess i'd say Nick must be jumping for joy at the news. This love triangle was only ever going to end one way and I think Dave made it plainly obvious where his loyalties lay at the Co-alition christmas party. I literally couldn't believe my eyes when the two of them dissapeared up the stairs hand in hand while Samantha was forced to continue playing sharades and turn a blind eye"