Nick Griffins autobiography

Nick Griffon has shocked the publishing world today by releasing his long awaited autobiography with the working title "I'm Kampf".

The Poster boy for Britain's Gene pool

 In the book, the controversial politician goes into graphic detail about how his entire philosophy on life is based around his massive inadequacies as both a politician and a man. He also talks openly about his ambitions to break into the world of Gangster rap as a child and how his rejections eventually went on to strengthen his belief that anyone with a tan who hasn't recently come back from two weeks in Ibiza is probably a bad person.

"Look there is nothing more British than dressing up like a large breasted woman and being laid down in front of the fire by a small  Philippino boy names Carlos!" said Griffin who asked to be called "Joanne" for the course of the Interview. When asked whether he believed that his lifestyle could affect his health he responded "No, I won't catch aids, that's for Brown people."

Passages from the book are due to be published every day next week in the Daily Mail who has recently slaughtered a 'nest' of illegal immigrants in celebration of its much anticipated release. "This is a fantastic day for the people of this country" said Sir John Paranoidarse, Chief Editor of the Daily Mail and recently anointed Grand Dragon of the UK's Klu Klux Klan branch."Nick Griffin represents everything that is right with modern Britain. He drinks heavily, regularly gets into fights and can sing all four verses of god save the Queen, what better role model could our children have?"

Speculation is now rife that some higher ranking members of the BNP my try to challenge Griffin for the leadership with Jim Davidson, Captain Caveman and a small rock in my back garden as possible candidates for the position. No official statement has yet been made.